Today Is Not Just Hump Day. It’s International Day of Slayer

That’s right kiddies. It’s time to blast Slayer at work or as the rules say….don’t go to work and play Slayer. Tell you what, I think this year I need to post the rules from the official site.

How to Celebrate

Listen to Slayer at full blast in your car.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in your home.
Listen to Slayer at full blast at your place of employment.
Listen to Slayer at full blast in any public place you prefer.

DO NOT use headphones! The objective of this day is for everyone within earshot to understand that it is the National Day of Slayer. National holidays in America aren’t just about celebrating; they’re about forcing it upon non-participants.
Taking that participation to a problematic level

Stage a “Slay-out.” Don’t go to work. Listen to Slayer.
Have a huge block party that clogs up a street in your neighborhood. Blast Slayer albums all evening. Get police cruisers and helicopters on the scene. Finish with a full-scale riot.
Spray paint Slayer logos on churches, synagogues, or cemeteries.
Play Slayer covers with your own band (since 99% of your riffs are stolen from Slayer anyway).
Kill the neighbor’s dog and blame it on Slayer.

And in order to help you celebrate, here is South of Heaven because it doesn’t get played enough and I’m sick of the Reign in Blood title track. Also get well soon Jeff Hanneman. SSSLLAAYYEERR!

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2 responses to “Today Is Not Just Hump Day. It’s International Day of Slayer

  1. How did I not know this? I’m a poor Slayerist (Slayerian?). Picking up a six pack and blaring Show No Mercy immediately after work.

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